記錄一下上次睇AUNTY LAN的“算命“。
一入門坐低就好準咁講中幾件事,不過當中都有d嘢好似撞彩咁撞幾次都唔中,整體都能用“amazing”來形容。
大致所說如下:
- you just brought a house! (中!)
- it's a good & lucky house!
-- it's ocean view!... mountain... a lot of mountain... 2 stories
-- it's very ugly, but you will fix. no problem (唔通意思係睇到而家係舊屋,遲d起過2棟新屋?)
咁起斜頂定係平頂好呀?
--最初就平頂好,唔會漏水。
唔怕漏水咩?
-- 你怕咩?後來又話平頂唔安全,都係斜頂好。
--you will build house and make lots of money! make good $$, 5 years from now.
-- your kids are smart kids, answer right away.
--both go to Punahou
不過亞女而家已經讀緊Iolani,係唔係佢遲d會轉去Punahou呀?
--IOLANI good for her, your son will go to Punahou
am I giving her too much activities?
-- keep Sherbie busy, good for her!
ballet?
--good!
piano?
--good!
-- you push too much, make them scare.-- don't yell at Sherbie!
-- she will see phsychartrist
-- your son is a handsome boy! very good at sport! very sporty! he is a good boy!
-- you buy 1 car, coming buy 1 more. (嘩!剛least咗架新mini van。今天又剛同亞媽睇架mini copper)
--your restaurant leaking, now ok!
-- in law side someone will pass away soon
can you tell me who is this?
-- who is sick now?
um..no...? may be my father?
-- yes! (but he is not really sick now, and he is not in law side?!)
-- all other family health are good!
will our family economy good? will my husband go with me at their graduation party?
-- yes! economy very good! i see no problem!
can got enough $$ graduate at private school? and then good university ,too?
-- yes, no problem!
-- your husband has high blood pressure, high cholachio, but ok. no big health problem.
-- you do import/ export: good!
-- you have 2 restaurants, 1 sell soon, will buy 1 more new.
-- you kids will be a Dr. lawyer or engineering
-- you have surgery , ok now.
-- you are very easy to have baby. you have 2 babies? 3?
--- you have boy friends? 2? 3?
--- someone is divorce , you or your husband?
-- many women! love you very much!
-- marriage just for the green card? paper only?
-- who is Dr in your family?
-- who owns hotel in your family?
--who born in 1975? she will have 1 more baby.
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